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Famous Nerds Talk Star Wars

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Kevin Smith once explained his Devil' Advocacy for the Star Wars prequels as being the result of the original films being such a monumental influence over him, that he was incapable of expressing anything but love for the new films. I'll admit, I thought I'd feel this same way about The Hobbit, the book occupying such a special place in my heart that the film would look better through my rose coloured glasses. It didn't. If a movie, or book, or TV show is bad, no matter how much you love it, it is still bad. And if you can't recognise that, then it's not your love getting in the way, making you an apologist, it's denial. It's your stubborn nostalgia unwilling to admit the truth to you. Or maybe you just don't know what "good" and "bad" are.

Someone who did not have this problem with the Star Wars prequels was Simon Pegg, who so hated them he wrote a television series essentially just to have the excuse to bad mouth them publicly. That series, and a certain amount of raw comedic talent, has allowed his reputation to rise, resulting in his being cast as Scotty in the the Star Trek reboot, directed by J.J. Abrams, who was recently chosen to direct the first in Disney's beating the dead horse business plan for the Star Wars films.

And here is a short video of the two of them talking about how they were influenced by Star Wars, and how Abrams wasn't by Star Trek, and how that turned out to be a good thing for Trek, and might not be such a good thing for Wars (look how badly it went for the last guy who loved those films too much; badly to the tune of $4 billion. OK, bad example).

Via /Film.

Ray Harryhausen Has Died

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I remember seeing 20 Million Miles to Earth for the first time. I was mesmerised. Rather blasphemously, I saw it before I saw King Kong for the first time, and thus the marauding Ymir was my first exposure to that kind of special effects. That somehow, a Venusian beast was able to lay waste to Rome without ever actually being there. It wasn't a cartoon, it was real. It was there, with William Hopper, or seemed to be. Later on, I saw Kong, and eventually 7th Voyage of Sinbad, and the incomparable Jason and the Argonauts. To say I am a fan of Ray Harryhausen is an understatement. I am in awe of him.

Yesterday, at the age of 92, by as of yet unknown causes, Harryhausen died in London. If you have seen a film made in the last decade, you owe Harryhausen a debt of gratitude. It was Harryhausen's stop frame techniques through the fifties and sixties that set the standard for movie special effects. While he wasn't the first to use the process, his films were the best, showed the most care and dedication, and treated the effects as integral parts of the story telling process rather then just something to make the film look good. George Lucas, in response to the news of Harryhausen's passing, has said "Without Ray Harryhausen, there would likely have been no Star Wars."

It was Harryhausen's depiction and style of dinosaurs in films like One Million Years B.C. andThe Valley of Gwangi, inspired by the animals he saw in King Kong when he was young, were what every cinematic dinosaur up to Jurassic Park was based upon, and even when Spielberg entered production on JP, the intention was to use the same techniques that Harryhausen had used thirty years before, because at that point, it was the only way to do it. The advent of digital effects was transformative in film, but didn't become common place until after Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings films in the early years of the new millennium. Stop motion effects were still very common up until then. Many directors, like Guillermo del Toro, Tim Burton and Sam Raimi still prefer to use practical magic and stop motion effects in their films. 

The images Harryhausen put on film are seared into the minds and imaginations of the popular culture, and will never fade. A duelling skeleton, a multilimbed beast rising from the ocean, a dragon attacking Coney Island. And he did it all by himself, in his studio in England. It took four months to animate the scant few minutes of skeleton fights in Argonauts, but the precision and adherence to detail, the life Harryhausen's dedicated hands brought to those clay models remains leagues above the lifeless digital models that appear in practically every film today.

In any industry, but especially in films, where fictions are brought to life on screen, and audiences are exposed and absorbed into fantastic worlds, where the only limitations are the imaginations of the magicians working to create such marvels, Harryhausen stood above the rest. He was no magician, he was a wizard. And his spells will last forever.

[Review] - Continuum, Season 2 Episode 3, "Second Thoughts"

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Courtesy of Reunion Pictures
Adding on to last week's discussion of loyalty, this week Continuum continues the trend of not pulling it's philosophical punches, and tackles the concept of reality. What is real? What can we trust to be real? Do we remember what happened, or what we wanted to have happened? When does reality break down, and when are we capable of recognising that moment, if we ever are? These are not small ideas, and kudos to the show not only for raising them, but not searching for easy answers. Nothing makes me more excited then a show willing to head into strange waters, with no expectation of what it will find. It shows bravery, and it shows intelligence.

Hit the jump for the review, which contains spoilers that talk softly, and carry a big stick.


The grander mystery of Continuum resurfaced this week, in the form of Mr. Escher and the "freelancers." It should be noted that we only have the ramblings of a self-confessed mad man on the existence of the latter, though the antics of Kellog certainly don't make it seem unreasonable. Jason's description of their tactics, coming back and influencing the progression of the timeline, certainly falls in line with Kellog's current tactic of making things he knows will happen, happen, and prospering in the mean time. The question becomes, are they real. We haven't seen evidence of them, not clearly anyway. Is anything that Jason says true, or is it just his paranoid mind at work? And what does that mean for Kiera, who recognises in Jason a danger for herself, that the longer she remains in the past, the further she'll become from her present.

It also recalls a plot point mentioned last season, that I hope might surface again: those closest to the blast that sent Liber8 back in time arrived first. Those further from the blast arrived later (Kiera arrived hours after Liber8, Kagame arrived weeks later). The room was full of protectors, with Sadler placing Kiera in the exact place to be sent to the precise time. When, if at all, will these others start appearing in the past?

Liber8's fragmenting became even clearer in this episode, as both sides made use of existing conflicts within the gangs of Vancouver to fight a proxy war. To fiance this war, Sonya unleashes a drug called Flash onto the market. This action drives the two factions to even further extremes. Sonya, woefully unmatched with only Lucas by her side, wants to takes the pacifist stance, and fight the future using Kagame's preferred method, ideas and nonviolence. Travis goes hard the other direction, and pulls a Joker, uniting the warring gangs under himself, with an eye on wiping out Sonya and installing himself as the Kingpin of Vancouver. Travis has journeyed far off the Liber8 reservation, thus making clear why Kagame chose Sonya to succeed him. Sonya and Lucas' debates on the future of their "organisation" was hammered home in about one scene too many, and I would have rather the action of the characters illuminated their philosophical intent, and Sonya's arguments rang a little false considering she hasn't shown any reservation up to now about using any of the methods she is suddenly so adamantly against.

When I heard that this episodes was going to be about some crazy future drug, I had worried flashbacks of last season's weakest episode, also the third episode of the season. Happily, the mistakes of the past were learnt, and this time the drug was but a MacGuffin to move the story forward. It catches the attention of the police as the gang war breaks out, and it catches the attention of Kiera because she recognises it as from the future, and also because Alec nearly gets himself killed in a drug fuelled car accident. What I didn't care for was the opening and closing future segments, usually glimpses into the time and society that Kiera is so desperate to get back to. This time, it was a Frey-inspired short story of Kiera tracking down a drug addicted and here unto unknown sister. Who then dies. This, I take no issue with.

However, that her sister died while using this drug, and Alec's near death experience should illicit more of an emotional reaction from Kiera. The show has done well to avoid the cliches of seeding romantic interests between Kiera and the other characters (happily mocking such an idea in this episode), but Kiera and Alec's relationship is a familiar one: literally, like family. I expected the appearance of the drug to cause more of an instinct, more passion, more rage from Kiera. instead, it was business as usual. This may be a sign of her emotionally deadening state, as she becomes colder and more closed off as the prospects of getting home become bleaker and bleaker. Or, it could be a rare misstep in the writing. Time will tell, I guess.

The most interesting development this weak, by my reckoning, was Ann's sympathy towards Julian. The scene of her visiting him in prison, essentially thanking him for his involvement in the terrorist attack, was jarring and entirely fitting. When last we saw her, Alec was isolating himself from her, pushing her out. Her husband dead, her step-son a terrorist, and her actual son abandoning her. The olive branch that is possible reasonable vindication, and a mind set steeped in desperation would of course breed this sort of measured acceptance. Ann seemed resistant to Roland's message when he was alive, but might she now become the budding Theseus' first acolyte? And when will the toll of being the common mid point between the two extremes, Julian and Liber8 on one side, and Alec and the corporation on the other, tear her apart?

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There isn't a single thing about this Audi ad that isn't delightful. That it helps establish that current Spock Zachary Quinto has just as dry a sense of humour as former Spock Leonard Nimoy is good and bodes well for the future, but it is also a helpful reminder that Leonard Nimoy may well be the greatest human ever.

And Spock cussing is never not funny.

Via the Bad Astronomer.

[Review] - Warehouse 13, Season 4 Episode 12, "Parks and Rehabilitation"

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Courtesy of Universal Cable Productions
When Warehouse 13 first premiered four seasons ago, it was an odd duck. That was it's claim to fame. It was quirky and didn't take itself too seriously, but knew how to balance the comedy with the drama, and perhaps most importantly, could be unexpected. It didn't do what you were expecting. It has never been the best show on TV, but it has never tried to be. It only ever tried to be fun.

Somewhere along the lines, they lost that. It's still funny, but is rarely properly dramatic (it borders more on self-referential kitch). It tries too hard to be fun, and is never unexpected anymore. You can see everything coming from a mile off, and it makes each episode less enjoyable to watch when you know what will happen pretty much from the get-go. Case in point, Parks and Rehabilitation, which offers no surprises and can best be described as "dependable." And considering some of the adjectives I've used to described WH13 over the past season, that's a compliment.

Hit the jump for the review, which contains spoilers which also installed an emotional Stargate in their home.


As evidence of the erosion Warehouse 13 has undergone over the four seasons it has existed, I present the opening scene. When the Regents were first introduced, they were everymen. They held their top secret meetings in diners and cafes. They were banker tellers, and waitresses and exactly the sort of folk who don't hold traditional power. They were not a massive super-body conspiracy group that operate out of skyscrapers and auditoriums and hold sway over international policy. Here, the tribunal (judged by, I should point out, five Regents) is held in an official and dominating looking place. If this same scene had happened in season one, it would have happened in a high school locker room, or the back room at a butcher's shop. It would have been more grounded, and wouldn't have been presided over by The Ten Rings.

The writers have lost the focus of the series. Every show needs to grow, but every show needs to remain grounded, to have a base line that keeps them from slipping. Warehouse 13 has no baseline, it has been disregarded in favour of attempts at being epic or spectacular, something it arguably hasn't been since they discovered Warehouse 2.

This episode had a lot of qualities I've been championing. The teams were evenly divided, and the writers were able to balance both stories pretty well. It also featured Field Agent Claudia, who is my favourite Claudia, especially when paired with Pete. One thing the show doesn't have, and never has had, is a problem with character chemistry, and now that they've eliminated all the belligerent sexual tension, the characters can interact as the screwed up family unit that they are. Unfortunately, the plots almost never are worthy of the cast's interactions. I doubt though that the show could ever transition into a character based show, leaving behind the artifact of the week stories (which they should have long ago) because when it comes to deep, status changing character moments, the writing falters again.

This week, happily, they didn't brush Artie's emotional turmoil under the rug. He suffers still, and hopefully will for some time yet. Everyone else seems to have moved on and forgiven him, and by episode's end he and Claudia have apparently made up. But Warehouse 13 wants to be Buffy, with every problem the characters face being played out via a metaphor. In this case, an isle of the Warehouse going nuts. The difference is, on Buffy, the metaphors held together. Angel loosing his soul grew from being a teenage metaphor about a guy being a jerk after sleeping with you, into a metaphor about stalkers and obessive boyfriends, into one about the difficulty of breaking up with someone. On Warehouse 13, Artie's emotional issues manifest as an isle going nuts, but gets distracted after that, and becomes about stopping a robot gargoyle, and not about Artie. It lack's focus, or the ability to develop plots that keep the focus on the characters rather then the thing of the week.

As for the A-plot this week, the show attempted to play out Claudia's own sense of guilt via a story of betrayal. Unfortunately, they used terrorism as the method to deliver that sermon, and terrorism is rarely a way to endear a character to an audience. That, and it was as deftly done as dropping a hammer on a baby, which is to say not at all. It didn't help matters that the whole mystery was as transparent as sheet glass, with the baddie being obvious from the first cringe-worthy Yogi Bear reference, and as the story unfolded, each additional element suffered from equal amounts of sore-thumb syndrome.

On a happy note, the episode did feature a vocal cameo from former Regent Mark Sheppard, or at least someone who can do a damned good Mark Sheppard impersonation. Of course, all that did was make me miss the better days back of the first two seasons, which I suspect was not the intended result.

Of The Two Films About Former Friends Reliving Their Youths Being Released This Year, This One Will Be Good

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Finally, the first trailer for Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost's The World's End has arrived, ahead of it's release this fall. And not only does it look as funny and downright enjoyable as Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, but it looks like they might be shaking up the formula a touch by making Frost the sensible, marginally successful one this time.

Time to start taking bets one which of the blokes dies first. My money is (sadly) on Bilbo.

You Never Had Control, That's The Illusion

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Courtesy of Universal Pictures

We've had a lot of news about Jurassic Park 4 surface recently, including just this past week Trevorrow scouting locations in Hawaii. So the tweets (since deleted, but preserved by Ain't It Cool) from Digital Asset Manager Todd Smoyer and Concept Artist Dean Sherriff that read "Goodbye JP4" and "JP4 on hold" came as something of a surprise. Universal waited for about a day, then issued this statement:
"In coordination with filmmakers, Universal has decided to release Jurassic Park 4 at a later date giving the studio and filmmakers adequate time to bring audiences the best possible version of the fourth installment in Universal’s beloved franchise. We could not be more excited about the vision that Colin Trevorrow has created for this film, and we look forward to watching as he and the producers create another great chapter in this franchise's storied history."
From the day they announced Trevorrow as the director (a scant month ago) I've said that the June 2014 release date was completely unrealistic considering that the director had zero time to prepare. He had a script, which he didn't have input in, he didn't have a cast and much time to assemble one, I'm assuming any animatronics would have to be developed fresh based on the newest script (Jack Horner confirmed the film would focus on a new starring animal) and to shoot and do the significant amount of post and digital effects a Jurassic Park film would need, in just over a year seemed... ambitious, bordering on undoable.

Universal already missed having the fourth film ready for the 20th anniversary, so there isn't any significant reason to rush. Reportedly the studio wants to overhaul the project - again - so that the scope and feel of the film is more "epic," a reasonable ambition for a dinosaur film, though can be worrisome when it is a planned intention rather then a unexpected result. I say if you insist on making this film, then giving Trevorrow the time he needs to construct the best movie he can is the best possible move you can make. Put the time and effort into it that it deserves. And if that doens't happen until closer to the 25th in 2018, then so be it.

I guess my point is, if you insist on making the film, don't make it suck.

Via Den of Geek.

[Analysis] - Star Trek: Countdown To Darkness, And What It Tells Us

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Before the release of J.J. Abrams Star Trek reboot, IDW published a fantastic four part series comic called Star Trek Countdown, which was marketed as introducing the film's villain, Nero. It turned out to be so much more then that, being the last canon(ish) story set in the Next Generation timeline, correcting several mistakes made by the nearly franchise killing Nemesis, and weaving the story of Spock's journey into the alternate timeline with the lives of Picard, Data, Geordi, Worf. It was a far superior send off from one spin-off to the other then they managed in the film Generations, and it provided closure to those characters, whom we'll probably never see again (on film).

So, when it was announced that the upcoming Star Trek Into Darkness would be getting the countdown treatment, I was excited. Rather then focus on the film's villain, played by Benedict Cumberbatch, it would bridge the gap between the two films, and set up the events of the new movie. The results? Honestly, nothing special. Certainly not in the same league as the original Countdown book.

But it does provide some interesting bits of information that, while might not directly impact the coming film, certainly were of interest to this lapsed old Trekker. After the jump, and a short review of the book, we'll examine those little tidbits that this canon(ish) tale have added to the new Trek universe. Contains spoilers for all four issues of the Countdown to Darkness.

Countdown to Darkness isn't really a prequel comic, not in the way Countdown was. Countdown was a direct predecessor to the story that took place in the film, involved principle characters from the film, and the events of one had a direct influence and effect on the other. CtD reads more like just another story arc from the ongoing IDW Star Trek series (both of which are written by Mike Johnston and drawn by David Messina). To add to this, the ongoing series will continue with the film's story immediately afterwards, in After Darkness. The book also deals with the same basic character arcs, and touches on a couple of the same thematic and emotional issues that they've already covered in the ongoing series, a series which has dramatically improved over it's first 20 issues, once they moved away from just adapting original series episodes and started doing their own thing.

Countdown to Darkness is set up like most of the original series was: the Enterprise arrives at a planet, attempts not to violate the Prime Directive, fails miserably, and is startled to discover advanced technology and malicious intent already at play with the native inhabitants. The crew on the ship above then have to fret over the safety of Kirk, Spock and the away team. It is the standard Star Trek plot. Like the reboot film, the real meat isn't with the action, it's the characters. And if this book has any direct connection the new film, it will be in setting up the emotion state of the characters. So, what does Countdown to Darkness tell us about what to expect from Into Darkness, and what additional details has it revealed about this new as-of-yet largely unexplored timeline?

Kirk is Lonely


While the captain's log on the various series was invented and used as an exposition dump for the audience, in the films they were better used for revealing the emotional conflicts within the characters. Perhaps the best use of the log as a device was in Undiscovered Country, when Kirk admits his prejudice against Klingons, due to the death of his son. In CtD, the first we see of Kirk is his lamenting the fact that because of the nature of command, he is isolated on his own ship, without anyone to act as a calming influence in times of great pressure.

Since we know that Alice Eve will be playing Carol Marcus, who in the original timeline was mother to Kirk's bastard child, this is clearly setting up Kirk's desire to find a stable relationship, rather then just a endless parade of green skinned one nighters. However, in the original timeline, Kirk's permanent loneliness was a defining part of the character; despite his romantic intentions, he was always destined to die alone. As Robert April comments in the third issue, no one should "fall for enlisted men. It only ends badly." Into Darkness may well touch on whether this holds true in the new timeline.

Spock is Sad


The book begins with Spock having a recurring nightmare about the destruction of Vulcan, and his inability to save his mother's life in the original film. While it remains unclear how much time has past (the intro mentions months non specifically), that Spock is suffering from some serious post-traumatic depression is a good indication of where he is headed, and his ongoing battle with his emotional state. Later on in the book, Spock takes off on a one person rescue mission, to retrieve a captured Sulu and Cupcake, which is almost certain to be a suicide mission.

The trailers for the new film, and the extended intro sequence shown in IMAX this past summer, have shown Spock taking unnecessary risks, taking off after Cumberbatch's Harrison by himself, and dropping himself into a volcano. Spock's actions suggest that, while still technically doing his duty, Spock is nursing a pretty intense death wish. And as Spock as has in the past (future), "I've been dead before."

Everyone Is Loosing Focus


While the first film was about getting everyone into familiar positions, beginning in the comics, and undoubtedly into the next film, will be the characters questioning their positions, and what is expected of them now. In issue three, Kirk and Spock discuss Spock's disobeying of a direct order. Kirk flat out states that he has no problem with Spock getting himself killed, so long as no one else on the crew is killed in the process, and promises that Spock will be punished, but once Spock admits that what he did was wrong, Kirk brushes it aside (despite the fact that the books makes it obvious that Spock has no intention of learning from this lesson).

At the end of the book, Kirk admits that he believes Starfleet has the wrong priorities, and the Prime Directive is as harmful as it is protective. Combined with Starfleet Intelligence's sweeping April under the carpet, it is a sure sign that Kirk's faith in Starfleet, a faith he's never had 100% of, due to his father's death, has eroded even further. Even Uhura, perhaps the most career minded and responsible character in the first film, recognises that her relationship with Spock is deteriorating, largely because of Spock's inability to come to terms with his personal issues, and is having her own judgement impaired because of a constant worry over Spock. Ironically, because Spock is unwilling to admit he is emotionally compromised, he is compromising those around him. I suspect this will have great implications in the film.

Robert April Exists


Robert April was the name Roddenberry gave to the captain in his original script, before he became Christopher Pike, and eventually James T. Kirk. April never appeared on the series, but has long lingered on the edge of canon, as he does here. April is introduced as a former Starfleet Captain who has spent the last twenty years fighting a civil war on a primitive planet, whose sense of injustice is so strong he forsakes his duty to protect an alien species, to such extreme lengths as taking over the Enterprise and offering it to the Klingons.

This Is Not The First Enterprise


Not only does April exist, but he reveals that the current Enterprise isn't the first. This isn't surprising, since Enterprise is a name of long naval tradition, and even in universe the Starfleet began with the NX-01. Remember back to the opening sequence of the Abram's film; the Kelvin was designed to look and feel like the original series ship: square captain's chair, dull consoles, close quarters, even the uniforms were patterned off the original series costumes. The explanation in-universe for why the Enterprise looked more advanced was down to scans of the future technology from Nero's ship. Thus, the Enterprise got shiner consoles, more streamlined designs, a bigger hull, and brand new uniforms. April's revelation reveals that his Enterprise, retired after decades of faithful service only just before the new ship was launched, was the ship seen in the original series. Essentially making Kirk's ship the Enterprise-A.

April Can Take Control Of The Enterprise


Not only was April the captain of the Enterprise, but despite his isolation on an alien world, a protocol from his original ship was embedded into the new Enterprise's programming that allowed April to take absolute control of the ship's functions at a word. This plot made very little sense, but might be a hint of other subversive tactics and loopholes, or a sign of institutional rot within the fleet. The trailers for the film have made much of Harrison's being able to access Starfleet protocols, possibly using the same methods April used to take possession of the Enterprise. It also serves as little call back to Kirk's use of Starfleet prefix codes in Wrath of Khan.

Trust In First Officers


During the confession of his exodus, April reveals his first mate on the original Enterprise was Alex Marcus. This is assumed to be the character played by Peter Weller in the film, identified as Admiral Marcus, and father to Kirk's love interest Carol. April describes Alex's loyalty to his captain as absolute, saying he was "the best man I ever knew." Marcus lies to Starfleet about April's death, and maintains that deception for twenty years. During this conversation, April calls Kirk and Spock's relationship into question, which is further strained by Spock later running off on his suicide mission. The first movie made a very non subtle point about how only when Kirk and Spock work together, establishing a friendship that will last throughout time, are they at their strongest. In the IMAX released clip from the beginning of the new film, Bones maintains that if Kirk were trapped with no hope for escape, Spock would leave him to die. Certainly not the best foundations for "I have been, and forever shall be, your friend."

Harry Mudd Bred


In the book's second big reveal (after April), they introduced Mudd's daughter, a half Bajoran, and trader/gun for hire. Acting more as April's side kick, not much is revealed about Mudd, and it can be assumed that she was arrested for taking part in April's mutiny. Probably more an acknowledgement of how many people thought Mudd would be the villain in the sequel back in 2010, and a play on the classic episode title Mudd's Women.

Sulu Keeps Knives Everywhere


It's odd that of all of Sulu's moments, the one of him sweaty, running down the corridors with a sword, has become the one that defines the character. In the first film, this was referenced in the movie's sword fight, and Sulu's fencing training. In this book, it is revealed that Sulu has received "special dispensation" from Kirk to be armed at all times, and carries knives in his boots. Never underestimate the usefulness of a secretly armed crew member, and the chances of Sulu knifing someone in the new film might have increased significantly, though the prospect of Sulu becoming knife crazy as the franchise moves forward is a little bizarre.

Klingons Are Ready For War


The focal point of the second two issues of the comic is the reveal that the Klingons and the Federation are on the brink of war, with Klingons making greater strides and bolder political and military advances into neighbouring territories. April suggests that the situation is a powder keg, and the proxy war being fought on April's planet has the potential to push more civilisations into full out war. April eventually offers the Klingons the Enterprise in exchange for them leaving his planet alone (a skewing of priorities if ever there was one), which the Klingons leap at the chance of. Clearly, they are very interested in getting a look at the significant advances in technology that have occurred since Nero's time travel adventure. The Klingon ship seen in the book, and glimpsed in the trailers, are clearly less advanced then the Birds of Prey we're used to, and far more ramshackle then the sleekly engineered Starfleet vehicles.

McCoy Is In Charge


There is a short exchange mid series, where McCoy has been left in charge, while Kirk and Spock are stuck planet-side, and Uhura has abandoned her post to go running off after Spock. McCoy, as he did in the first film, and looks to get in the second, is significantly short changed in this book. But his sussing out of his abilities as acting Captain seem like the sort of important information that might pay off down the line. His discovery that he can "turn us around and fly us back to Mississippi," might suggest that McCoy will be forced to make some unpopular decisions in the coming film.

John Harrison


This comic reveals nothing about John Harrison, who he is, what his backstory may be, the motivations for his impending attack on Starfleet, and whether or not he is actually Khan, or Gary Marshal, or a Horta in disguise.And I'm alright with that. I'd rather John Harrison be a mystery left to the film, and I'd much rather John Harrison turn out to be original character John Harrison, with his own personal motives and intentions, rather then a retread of a classic villain, especially Khan. What the book does do is seed the little details, about trust and loyalty, and Starfleet not being the haven of idealistic prosperity that it appears to be. The lense flares are obscuring the ragged edges, and April's plight in this book is probably going to be a reflection of Harrison's come the film.

The more I see of the trailers and footage, the more I'm not convinced that Cumberbatch is the villain. I mean, yes obviously, terrorist and mass murderer, but one man's terrorist is another man's etc. Kirk, April and Harrison may form a scale of disloyalty within the fleet. Kirk, annoyed, but working to change things from within; April, frustrated at the inflexibility of the organisation; and Harrison, taking things to an extreme. If the overall theme of the first film was destiny, then I suspect that trust and loyalty will be the themes of this film. Who do we trust, and why do we choose to trust them over others? What is it about certain people that make them trusted when they shouldn't be, and why are some people forced to make big expressive displays just to be noticed?

And to what lengths must we go to win back the trust that was lost?

How Is It That No One Has Made A Movie Or Video Game About A Superpowered President Before Now?

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Admission time: I've never played any of the Saints Row games. Gaming isn't a constant attention grabber in  my life, and I usually only do so when I'm already invested in the subject matter (Batman: Arkham Asylum, Tomb Raider) or a compelling argument can be made in a game's favour (Assassin's Creed, which I regret; Lollipop Chainsaw, which I don't). Saints Row IV might be the entry in the series that changes my apathy towards the franchise.

I've heard it said that IV will be little more then a mod of The Third, but excels over the former in one important respect: everyone has superpowers in this one. Also, you play as the President of the United States, who c*ntpunts baddies off the rooves of buildings like Eddie Valiant getting rid of weasels.

Yeah, I think I'm going to be playing this game.

Via Gammasquad.

What In The Name Of Gods Is He Doing To Those Chairs?

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Is there an explanation for this video of Commander Riker sitting other then Jonathan Frakes sits like a lunatic? It is that, in the future, chairs don't swivel? Or that there isn't enough time to swivel, dammit! Is the knowledge that proof that Riker sits in chairs like he's saddling up on a horse coming to light the reason Frakes dropped out of his appearance at the Ottawa Comiccon this weekend? Were all the chairs on set intentionally made with small backs because he kept mounting them like a dog in heat? Why aren't any of my questions being answered?

The first few times he tried it, did he whack his gentleman's area against the head rests? Did his cast mates realise he was sitting down this way? Did they snicker every time he did it? Did they talk about it at the craft service's table behind his back? Did no one every want to sit in those seats after he had done it to them, as if they had been violated? At wrap parties, did they ever get drunk and mock him, doing over blown imitations of him with folding chairs? Did he ever over extend himself, and maybe hit Brett Spiner in the shoulder with an overzealous leg sweep? Why do questions keep occurring to me?

Ever notice whenever he walked he lead with the shoulder? Do you think Frakes sits in chairs like this in real life, or was it something he developed for the character? Do you think he realised only the captain's chair has arms, and just went with it? Do you think anyone else would be able to pull this off flawlessly every time without missing the chair or harming themselves? Do you think out there somewhere is a gag reel of nothing but Frakes messing up sitting down? Did you ever notice when he was sitting beside the captain in his little seat, he always grasped the crotch of the chair for support? Do you think he described this method as "seducing the chair?" If anyone is talking to LeVar Burton or Wil Wheaton in Ottawa this weekend, can you please please bring this up and ask them about it? Or just ask them about it on Twitter? Can we find out as much about Jonathan Frakes and his weird Riker Manoeuvre* as we can?

Via Gamma Squad.

*And yes, I am aware the Riker Manoeuvre is actually filling the ramscoops with ionised gas and venting it into the path of an enemy ship, whose weapon's discharge would ignite the gas allowing the attacked ship to escape in the chaos. Obviously.

[Review] - Ottawa Comiccon 2013

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The second annual Ottawa Comicon has come and gone, and it's motto may well have been "learning from past mistakes, and making all new ones." Over all, there were improvements to last year's inaugural event, and the guest list certainly was an impressive collection of genre stars. However, there were several areas where the organisers faltered, which is good, as it gives them something to work towards next year. We wouldn't want everything to run smooth, would we?

Hit the jump for the review. Keep in mind, since I am not a regular con-goer, I am not reviewing this con in relation to other such events, but as a self contained entity in and of itself (and to last year).



The event was held, as it was last year, at the CE Centre, newly christened the Ernest & Young Centre, next to the Ottawa Airport. The venue was a point of concern for me last year, and again this, for entirely different reasons. The parking issue (1800 on site) was resolved nicely in partnership with the neighbouring Ministry of Defence, using their empty field (though Saturday's drizzle threatened to turn the field into a fair ground in the early hours). This elevated much concern and congestion. Last year, I noted that the full space available was not appropriately utilised, with huge chunks of floor space left empty and sad looking. This year, the opposite was true. The arrangement for the event was much improved, with artists localised at one end of the floor rather then fit in wherever they could be. Large scale exhibits, along with the games area and the "cafeteria" were pushed into what was last year the entrance area, the largest wasted space. Happily, the space was put to better use, and allowed for more retail space within the main floor. Perhaps too many retailers, as during the peak hours on Saturday, between the shuffling crowds and the congestion caused by shoppers, moving between retailers was practically impossible.

The major improvement was the waiting area, for both morning admission and for the panel events in the main hall. Last year, apparently unaware that people would be interested in attending such things, no precautions were taken for aiding attendees. And the completely absent amount of room within the venue itself meant that fans were waiting outside, in the elements, snaked around the building, for an hour, waiting for seating to begin. This year, a section of the parking lot was tented off and well corralled, keeping the sun (or, more likely, the wind and rain) off the now easily organised crowds. And despite the intimidating size of the lines for certain panels, the main hall contained a staggering number of seats, generating at least one overheard "it's bigger on the inside" quip from an audience member.

A gap in security was exposed through this tented waiting area, however. It and the main entrance shared an entry point, but past the morning opening, there were not permanent ticket scanners at this entrance (in fact, past morning opening, ticket scanners seemed to all but disappear). Therefore, one could walk through the main entrance, stand in line for a panel, get inside, and then exit directly into the retail floor without ever having to produce their ticket or show identification. Even the examination of hand stamps at the panel entrances was apathetic and ineffective. And because the area to buy tickets on the day was at the farthest, obscured end from main entrance and the least intuitive thing about the layout (judging from the sheer number of times I was asked where it was while I waited with my own tickets in hand), it is entirely possible that some people in attendance were able to enter and partake without ever having paid for entrance.

This, Steven Moffat, is how you
would make the Daleks awesome again.
Inside the retail floor, once you were able to navigate the impressively costumed crowds (cosplayers have had, and always will have, my utmost respect. Except for pregnant Supergirls: there is something downright unseemly about that), and managed to get the attention of a seller, good luck paying for it. You would think, with a hundred or so retailers in attendance, all desperate to sell their merchandise, and much of it costing more then a normal individual carries around on their person in cash, that the organisers might try to find a way to make it so that you could pay for your purchase. Despite most booths claiming to accept debit and credit cards, many of the sellers I talked to said their machines spent most of the time rejecting the payments. This resulted in a bizarre image from a distance, of dozens of makeshift poles raising the credit machines higher into the air, in an attempt to find a signal (which, considering that the venue sits in a dead zone, sandwiched between a military instillation and an international airport, is not that likely). I left many purchases behind after payment after payment attempt was rejected, including quite sadly, the lone Nick Fury Hot Toys figure at the event, which I had intended on buying to pair with my forthcoming Coulson. I was out the figure, the seller was out the sizable asking price, and I suspect the same was true for the line up of people, cards in hand, waiting with bitten bottom lip behind me in line. The ATM's had longer lineups then some of the autograph lines.

As for the promoted events, the organisers put together a stellar lineup, and smartly planned early, releasing the first batch of confirmed stars in January. That several of the stars announced at that time didn't actually make it was sad, but they made up for it as best they could. The booking of Nathon Fillion was very popular, undercut somewhat by the disappointing news on Friday that Summer Glau, long booked, would not be attending. In a lovely and contrite apology video she made and had played during the Firefly panel, she explained that she had lost her passport, something that Fillion and Jewel Staite proceeded to mock her for during her additional Skype appearance during the panel (which was very kind of her, considering that it would have been 8 in the morning for her). A cry in unison of "Summer" pleased the crowd, and we all seemed to forgive her.

Right then, he was talking about John Barrowman's penis
Timing and organisation was not a strength on display from the coordinators. The Firefly panel started late (and MC'd by a host that, it should be said, did not know the participant's name), and was cut short accordingly, to the disappointment of the crowd and the guests, because no buffer for overflow has been left between panels. No panel, as far as I could see, started on time, but the Firefly one was the most jarring, and easily the most attended (save perhaps for Fillion's lone Q&A on Sunday). Because so many guests had been booked, it allowed for little or no flexibility when issues like this arose. So too with the autograph and photo ops, when the schedules changed there was no communication between the organisers and the employees. Standing in line for a 10:30 session that didn't begin until 11:45, and that the only response anyone else in line could get from the volunteers or actual managing staff was "I don't know" did not inspire the greatest confidence. Considering that half the staff were wandering around with walkie-talkies, there seemed to be very little communication occurring, especially when things went wrong.

I haven't been able to find early attendance numbers anywhere, but informally I think the event exceeded last year's response, bolstered no doubt by the last minute appearance of the extremely likable (and crowd favourite) Fillion. Next year, I hope that they are able to learn from the failures of this year, perhaps scale the event down just a touch in all regards (after having scaled it up a bit too quickly), and make an event that is fun, accessible, and does not inspire occational fury. At the end of the day, Nathan Fillion told me I had very soft hands, and I'm not entirely certain how I'm meant to react to that.

[Review] - Doctor Who, Series 7 Episode 13, "Nightmare In Silver"

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Neil Gaiman certainly didn't do himself any favours with The Doctor's Wife. Any writer, coming to realise they've just written something that cannot be outdone, cannot be improved upon, cannot be exceeded, would face the challenge that Gaiman faced with Nightmare in Silver: try to do better, and inevitably fail; or don't try, go entirely in the other direction, do something completely different and hope, like everything else a writer does, that it works out.

The results are... well, I wish I had better news. The upshot is, as you might expect form Neil Gaiman, the episode is better then most of the rest of the ones we've been given this series. The down side is, it doesn't entirely succeed in doing what it needs to be, namely and exclusively being an exciting episode of television.

Hit the jump for the review, which contains spoilers that often play chess by themselves near unconscious children.

There is a sharp dichotomy within the structure of this episode. As I watched it (and full disclosure, I was exhausted after a weekend of comic conning when I did), for everything that worked, it was matched by a misstep. And there were a lot of ideas in this episode that I loved. I just feel like they were better as ideas then as executions, where they didn't live up to the promise of the ideas.

Firstly, the Cybermen. Credit to Gaiman, he found a way to bring perhaps the most stagnant of the Doctor's enemies to a place where they are menacing again, for the first time since the Invasion, or Tomb of the Cybermen. And for at least mentioning the Cyber War, the one plot element I've felt has the greatest potential of any the series has introduced, and done nothing with. Considering that the Cyber's operational directive has always been improvement and progress (and considering their origin is based on desperate survival), it never made any sense to me that they remained exactly the same for decades.

In the early days, as the costumes improved, it made significantly more sense to me then a standard appearance. The Cybermen wouldn't remain the same, they'd be upgrading their operating systems, streamlining and making themselves more effective. There would be no fat Cybermen. So that they move on the Cybermen 2.0 in this episode, with a slicker design (incorporating certain Iron Man elements) and a looming threat of increasing effectiveness was a grand move, and one I would hope the show continues with (but they won't) in future appearances. Even within the episode, they introduced upgrades, like the ridiculous speed force effect, which are never used again, despite that one seeming like it would have made the most tactical sense.

I liked the set up for the episode, a creepy, disused former amusement park harbouring great misery, and they used that a bit, in the form of the castle ("but funny"), but failed to utilised the full potential of the setting. A comedic horror (a genre Gaiman knows well), featuring the Doctor, Clara and those two useless children getting lost in a condemned fair grounds might have had more scare potential then what we got. Because, as has been so often the case this series, the episode became bogged down by the weight of the number of different stories it wanted to tell, or things it wanted to be. It was a quirky comedy, then it was an action adventure, the it was a psychological thriller, then a horror movie, then a sci-fi epic. As I've been screaming at my screen all year, focus dammit!

The faults were as obvious as the successes, and sadly the greatest of them was Matt Smith. His battle for his brain lacked any tension at all, because he is the Doctor and we know he's going to think himself out of the problem. But Smith's duel performance was his weakest this series, with the Cyber Planner just an excuse for him to ham it up for the camera. Why cast the brilliantly antagonistic Jason Watkins, half convert him, and not have him play the Cyber Planner? By making the threat an exterior force, there is at least the illusion that he might succeed. As it happens, Watkins is a waste of a fine actors in a thankless role with a few good lines off the top. He could have been so much more, and his gradual and continuous conversion could have mirrored the Cybermen's increasing strength within the tombs.

Which, mentioning the tombs, from the final shots, the planet looked quiet sizable. And perhaps it speaks to the desperation the empire gives to exterminating the Cybermen, but I feel like it would have played better if the episode had taken place on an asteroid, or small moon. The theme park covering the entire surface, and below, under neath, the planet itself is being converted into a Cyber Factory. A literal Cyber Planet, making the opening of the flood gates all the more terrifying when they discover there is no where for them to run to, and all the more important for them to destroy it in the end.

Warwick Davies was laudable, as if he would have been anything any different. Porridge was a fun role, filled with regret and turmoil and everything you want form a rounded guest role. He saw growth and acceptance and came through in the end. It was, however, an ending that was rushed and felt very much like "oh, we need to wrap things up now." His reveal as being the Emperor didn't feel true, in an odd way. I felt it was building to something, though considering that the rest of the red shirts were all a disgraced military platoon, I was figuring him to be a former military commander having deserted (which, I suppose, he was). But his being the Emperor felt less real then if they had said he was a general or admiral or something like that. Emperor felt like it was just a means to the deus ex machina, to make certain everyone needed living did so.

Like so many epsiodes this series, Nightmare in Silver felt like it was half cooked. And that if it had been left in the oven just a little while longer, it would have been something delicious. As it stands, it is a good snack, but hardly a meal all on it's own.

Stephen King's Recent Turtle Killer Comes To TV

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Turtle Killer: (related to a Door Stopper) a book of such immense size that, not only could it stop a door, but if dropped from an average height onto a healthy, shelled turtle, it would kill it.

Under the Dome is, I sense, CBS' first big attempt post Jericho, to get into the arc based mystery TV series business. A business that, Bad Robot productions aside, has largely petered out since the finale of LOST. And there is a lot of LOST pedigree in UtD: Brian K. Vaughn wrote the pilot episode, Jeff Fahey appears in this trailer, the very general theme of people being trapped in an isolated area and having to deal with conflicting personalities, the general "holy shit what is happening"ness of the MacGuffin.

I hope it works out for them, and the keep the focus on the characters rather then the mystery, which was where LOST fell apart. If nothing else, it'll give us something to watch in the summer. And it stars Breaking Bad's Dean Norris as the primary antagonist, and that is worth something all on its own.

But I'm sorry, All Along The Watchtower, in sci-fi, belongs to Battlestar. Find yourself another incredibly appropriate song to cover.

[Review] - Continuum, Season 2 Episode 4, "Second Skin"

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Courtesy of Reunion Pictures
 I had apprehensions going into this episode. On the surface, this is the closest this series has come to doing a comedic episode. And the sci-fi plot of someone using a device to become a superhero is usually marred by the opportunity to create an unfair representation of geeks, something geeks don't need any more of (and which geek TV shows are just a guilty of as anyone else). However, I felt vindicated in my trust in this series when the episode came together in a emotionally gripping story, which is not a one off, but plays deeply into the greater mythology of the show.

I just have no idea where it leaves the (as of yet unestablished) rules of time travel.

Hit the jump for the review, which have never bought anything remotely cool at a yard sale.


We might as well get straight to it: how did Elena end up in 1975? From what the show has established thus far, the further back a person was standing from the initial blast from the time sphere thing, the later they arrived in the jump. The primary group of Liber8 was standing near the blast, they arrived first. Kiera was standing at the edge of the group, she arrived a day or so late. Kagame was standing a step or so back, he arrived weeks later. Elena was standing at the edge of the room, so far back I assumed in the pilot that she was vaporised rather then went time hopping. But wouldn't that have meant she would have arrived years after Kiera?

To the same extent, how did Jason arrive in the 1990's? If he was also in the room, does this mean that the further a person was from the contained blast, the less focus in where they landed occurred? Essentially making anyone caught in the wake of the blast floating freely through time, liable to appear anywhere in the stream? Is this instability by accident or by design? And what does it mean for these Freelancers we've been hearing about, or more importantly, the mysterious Mr. Escher, whom Elena seemed to have knowledge of. Who else was in that execution chamber in the pilot?

The episode was structured around a standard MacGuffin premise: a protector's suit is discovered by Kiera, and both factions of Liber8, and all sides want to get their hands on it. Future tech would be useful to all parties, and not just because it is essentially the suit from Greatest American Hero. What follows is alternatively a missed opportunity, and a smart move. We get to see very little, if any at all, of the Liber8's attempts to track the suit. What we get instead is more loaded onto Kiera's fragile emotional barge, as her former partner lay dying, having lived a full life. By focusing less on the standard sci-fi trope, and more on the emotional journey (and I feel inevitable collapse) of the character, it both furthers the story and doesn't have to resort to anything foolish or contrived. It did, in this episode, what Warehouse 13 has always been incapable of doing. Same "go-and-grab" plot, different route, better results.

A lot this season has been building around the idea of Kiera being forced to admit that she's stuck in 2012, and that she needs to accept this and move on with her life. Kudos to the show for never once pushing Carlos as a love interest, but he is, along with Alec, the closest thing she has to family in the present and her emotional crutch. But between Jason's mysterious past, and Elena's fulfilled life, more and more the world is telling Kiera to let go, and it is her steely resolve and refusal to do so that will be her downfall. Because thus far, the evidence suggests that going it alone only ends in misery, while finding an anchor, or some support elsewhere makes for happier, healthier lives. And don't forget, we have that haunting vision Sadler put in her dreams in the season premier that has yet to rear it's institutionalised head again.

Patrick Gilmore, late of Stargate Universe, was fantastic as the average schlep who tries to do the right thing when the tools fall into his lap, and ends up nearly dead for it. How quickly the show passed over the potential comedy (and all fairness to Gilmore, who is usually cast in the comedic roles) in order to bring it back to bone crunching reality. The finale show down sequence, between the Liber8 factions, was amazingly well done. Near silent, pure unfettered violence. And not the glamorous kind. Just people beating each other bloody. How quickly Sonya gave up last week's passive ways, if it meant putting a round into Garza.

If the show has one weakeness, its that they need to find a better way to conclude episodes, as this is at least the second time this season, and one of many more from the entire series run, where the climax was a shoot out in a maze-like warehouse, which ended with Kiera being a terrible shot and Liber8 running away like scared children, despite having the upper hand. This show is better then that sort of tired repetition.

Some Shows Are Returning Next Season. Some Aren't

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The Upfronts were last week, and by the end of Friday, we, the viewing public, pretty much knew which shows were picked up, which shows weren't, which shows would be getting another season, and which had seen their last. And then there is Hannibal, but more on that later.

First, and most importantly, ABC surprised no one by giving the green light to Marvel's Agents of SHIELD, henceforth known as SHIELD because the other one has too many words (and in the promos would conceivably be ABC's Marvel's Agents of SHIELD), and the only people who will refer to it by the whole title will be lawyers. The first look, a whole seven seconds (which includes a brief glimpse at J. August Richards in his secret role) is above.

Elsewhere, NBC renewed Parks and Rec, for which we can all be thankful. They also renewed Community for another 13 episode season, which having watched the recent fourth season i believe is entirely the wrong decision. the network has spent three seasons wanting to cancel the show, now they have the opportunity, and they bring it back/ Probably because now it is a lifeless husk of it's former self, without intelligence design or direction, filled with lifeless characters made of parodies of their once full and glorious selves. And they can't even bank on Chevy anymore, which NBC seemed to think was a selling point. Of this past season, I enjoyed exactly one episode, and doubt I'll watch it next season at all. Thanks, NBC, for sucking the joy out of something I loved. Now stay away from Parks.

Hit the jump for the rest of the "big deals."




That is the trailer for The Blacklist, the only good looking drama on NBC's schedule for next year, an obvious attempt to follow in the footsteps of the Following, except it looks good. Of course, the Following was good, for one episode. But James Spader is always excellent, especially when he's being immoral, but him balding is freaking me the hell out. NBC also picked up Alfonso Cuarón and J.J Abram's ten year old superhero series Believe. Gillian Anderson's new series Crisis also got a pick up for mid season.

The remainder of the Thursday night comedy slots will be taken by new series: Welcome to the Family, NBC's attempt to get in on that whole Modern Family thing, in perfect NBC fashion, five season too late; the highly anticipated return to regular TV comedy for Michael J. Fox in The Michael J. Fox Show; and
Sean Saves the World, starring Sean Hayes and created by Victor Fresco, as in the mind behind Andy Richter Controls The Universe and Better Off Ted. Chances are this series will be fast, smart, brilliant, and cancelled quickly (Andy and Ted each got two season on FOX and ABC, I'm giving Sean six episodes on NBC).
Peacock is refusing to give a thumbs up or down on their best dramatic series, Hannibal, until the first season concludes. Considering half the audience left after the second episode, which isn't good, but the numbers have remained steady since, which is the best NBC can hope for anymore. I love the show, but also recognise that it is Bryan Fuller, and that enjoying any of his shows comes with the expectation for a short run. They did cancel Matthew Perry's Go On, which had it's moments.

On FOX, the biggest news is the picking up of J.J. Abram's robot buddy cop showBeing Human, and a bizarre sounding modernised version of Sleepy Hollow from Fringe and Star Trek writers Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, at least solidifying FOX as the one network that still takes a chance on sci-fi. ABC, aside from wisely getting into the Marvel universe, renewed Castle for a sixth season, which was expected as it is stable, popular, and inoffensive. And another year of Nathan Fillion is never a bad thing. They renewed comedies the Middle and Suburgatory. Once Upon A Time is getting it's long rumoured spin off, called In Wonderland, which will continue to plumb the public domain and Disney princess depths.

CBS cancelled Vegas and CSI New York, but their schedule went largely unchanged. Chuck Lorre will ahve enough shows on the network to create his own programming block, and Robin Williams will be returning to TV for the first time since Mork and Mindy, in a show co-starring Buffy's Sarah Michelle Geller called Crazy Ones. Really the only thing of note about CBS is that no where to be seen is the Rupert Grint/Stephen Fry superhero comedy Super Clyde.

And that is sad.


Via Den of Geek, Uproxx a couple times, and The Mary Sue.

She Said, He Said, I Say

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Because this is the way things happen now, here is a prequel (it's not, it's an elaborate promo) for this coming weekend's Doctor Who series finale, called She Said, He Said. It's just Clara and the Doctor talking about how keen they are on each other while the other isn't there.

After the jump, I have some thoughts.

I've been watching Doctor Who now for some time, as have many people. Some came to it sooner, some came to it later. It's been on for fifty years, so there is a wide margin of experiences. In all the time I've been watching it, I have never once thought about where, and why, he started. No, that's not right. I've never cared. Why the Doctor started out and who he "really" is matters as much as anything that happened in Superman on Krypton before it exploded, which is to say not at all. We know who The Doctor is: he's the mad, brilliant man we've been watching for fifty years. If we think knowing his "real" name after all these years is going to make a difference, then we are shallow and the show needs to stop airing immediately (note that when the show was cancelled in 1989, they were on the verge of revealing who he 'really" was as well: it is the idea that comes when you've run out of better ones). We know why he started travelling: the Time Lords weren't much fun, and he wanted to see the universe. This is well established. By going back, by wasting time on things that don't need explaining, the show is doing itself a disservice.

I have exceptionally low expectations for Saturday night. This series has been the low point of the revival, and a not small part of it has had to do with Clara and the "mystery" surrounding her (and about which I cannot muster the ability to care), or all this looking back over your shoulder crap. I like homage, I like paying respect to where you came from. So far this series the highlight fro me was the return of the Ice Warriors because it was the only time any of the nostalgia didn't feel like an in-joke or a pummelling upside the head. It just was. But the insistence that the Doctor needs an origin story fifty years after the fact is... well, frankly, it's stupid. The Doctor's name will either turn out to be a misdirection (The Wedding of River Song), nonsense (The Other) or underwhelming (Trevor) if it is revealed at all. If it is, or if it results in a massive cop out at the last minute, it will cast a shadow on everything that comes after it, something that every future writer will either have to live with or forget happened.

If the finale surprises me, I'll be the first to say I was wrong. But that doesn't change the fact that Doctor Who is need of a change in a dramatic way, as the show has often needed and always done. Every so often, it regenerates, and it is in need of doing so now.

Via The Mary Sue.

[Review] - Game Of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 7, "The Bear and the Maiden Fair"

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Courtesy of HBO
You must be cautious, Mr. Martin. Your predilections are showing.

Hit the jump for the review, which contains spoilers that have also spent their fair share of time around wet shit.

I get the feeling that detractors of the series will love using this episode as that which they hold aloft and say, "see, it's filthy and sexy and horrible." Because it was filthy and sexy and horrible, and as we have come to expect from the episodes written by creator George R.R. Martin, a quality episode. Densely packed though, too densely, but never pointlessly. Despite the fact that nearly every storyline is checked in on, each felt like it accomplished something rather then just paying lip service. Unlike last season's Blackwater, which was all about the spectacle, The Bear and the Maiden Fair is all about power. Which isn't a theme uncommon to the series. Who hold power, and from where does that power come? The answer, as it turns out, is sex.

It also was an opportunity for Martin to make explicit some items that he left implicit in the novels, and thus confirming many long held beliefs by studious readers. The most graphic and disturbing of these was the gelding of Theon. It what is easily the most disturbing sequence the series has done (yes, more so then last year's shadow baby), and the most sexually exploitative, sexually explicit and sexually unnecessary scene, Martin pushed the boundaries both of what the show can do, and what the show should do. The entire sequence, clearly building towards something unkind, was very uncomfortable. Forget sexposition, this was torture porn. Which, I suppose, was the point. The Boy is nothing if not a master of torturous manipulation, and delights in his work. And while I never would have pegged Theon for being the Westeroes Wilt Chamberlain, The Boy knew exactly where and how to hurt Theon the most.

Vast tracks of the episode were devoted to the act, or the conversation, of sex. Robb and Talisa's scene took place entirely in the buck-ass nude, and what I'm most interested in with Martin's episodes is to see how he deals with the elements unique to the series, Talisa being one of the larger ones. I know there are several theories going around concerning her motivation and her "true purpose," but if what she says really is true it is a whole new element for the series to deal with in the long run, assuming there is a long run in store for the character.

Lacking a Blackwater to absorb their budget this year, the producers were able to spread the CGI around a bit more, resulting in shots like last week's view from the top of the wall, or this week's dragons, and they have never looked better. Aside from the Wildfire explosion, the dragon's in this episode might be the best effect the show has done. When they were small, they lacked a sense of reality. But the artists outdid themselves here, with the tangle of the three fighting over a scrap of meat mid-air, or Drogon guarding his adoring mother's gold. What more wonderful a mother's day scene then Dany's loyal son nuzzling his mother wistfully.

Martin's episodes are never shy about giving smaller characters for whom he has a preference a scene in which to shine. In season ones Baelor, it was Syrio. In Blackwater, it was Bronn. Here, it was Osha, who gets a tonne of back story, and an explanation for her growing unease as they get closer to the Wall. They've held off for some time in letting her voice what would obviously be a concern of hers, considering how much works she went to through to escape the North originally. A division is coming in this trek Wallward, and Osha isn't going to want to keep on the same path surrounded by those she doesn't trust.

The finest scene in the episode, a scene that should be entered for award consideration for all involved, from the always superior Charles Dance to Michelle MacLaren's masterful direction, was Tywin's summoning. It is good to know that there is still one person in King's Landing with a touch of power over Joffery, though for how much longer that remains true is yet to be seen. But the way Tywin plays Joffery, schooling (or counselling, as he puts it) him while never dropping to vernier of respect was fantastic. What was it that Littlefinger said last week, about the climb? Watching Tywin ascend the stairs to the Iron Throne in deliberate, tense silence was chilling.

While not the strongest episode this season, it was far from the worst, and continued to position the characters into very specific places. And continued to break the characters into pieces, shattering those that felt secure, and giving us every reasons to fear for the safety of those that are very confident in their current positions. The juxtaposition of Jamie and Brienne might have been the best metaphor for the way things are going for the characters on this show: some are thrown into the bear pit, while others jump. Who is able to climb out afterwards is another matter entirely.

TV Trailers Show Us What Not To Watch Next Year

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Like every new season of TV, there will be the shows that are good, there will be the shows that will surprise us, and there will be the shows that suck beyond reckoning. Now that the fall and winter schedules have been announced by the big four networks in the US, they've begun releasing trailers, getting us excited about the fall. Yesterday, I posted the trailer for The Blacklist starring James Spader, who will carry the show because its just NBC trying to do the Following, and also hedging their bets with Hannibal by making a Silence of the Lambs series in every way that doesn't violate copyright.

Also yesterday we had the first sneek peak at SHIELD, and today we start off with the full trailer. It does little to quell my building excitment about this series, potentially the most exciting thing about Marvel's Phase 2. Everything about this trailer looks fantastic, blends the Whedonesque with the MCU, and instantly makes Tuesdays the most anticipated night of the week for me (8 pm surprised me. I was expecting 9 but I suppose they want the whole family to watch). Be sure to expect reviews Wednesday mornings come the fall.

Hit the jump to see the rest, which include Michael J. Fox, a Headless Horseman, and some robots(ish).


Above is the trailer for Arrested Development Season 4, being released on Netflix on May 25th, and it certainly looks as if nothing has changed. Needs Ron Howard's narration to make it really work, though. And if I'm being honest, I haven't given AD much thought since it went off air. I loved it when it was on, but then I moved on with my life (also, Browncoat forever).




The Michael J. Fox Show, in which Fox plays a news anchor dealing with Parkinson's, and will air on Thursdays at 9:30. The network is banking big time on it, having ordered a full season straight out of the gate, and will no doubt be a success. Why? Because Fox is a comedic genius, who can also play the heavy. Did you see his run on Scrubs? Or, anything else he's every been in?



Next up is the new sitcom from Victor Fresco, Sean Saves the World. I'll be watching this one exclusively because Andy Richter and Better Off Ted were two of the best comedies ever (Ted ever so slightly more then Andy), not because it looks good. I doubt it'll be around for very long Sean will air Thursdays at 9.



Brooklin Nine-Nine is a cop sitcom on FOX starring SNL alumni Andy Samberg and created by Mike Schur and Dan Goor, of Parks and Rec fame. I cannot stand Samberg, but the rest of the cast looks strong and Schur knows how to make use of an office-based environment. The trailer looks like it's keeping up with the pace and tone of Parks, and this might be a series NBC regrets not buying. My biggest worry is that FOX doesn't have a great track record with sitcoms. Nine-Nine airs Tuesdays at 8:30, between Seth Green's new show with Martin Mull, and season 3 of New Girl, a show that needs to reinvent itself... again.



Trophy Wife is an ABC sitcom starring Malin Ackerman and Bradley Whitford as a newly married couple, his third. The series revolves around Ackerman's character dealing with his two exwives, one played by Marcia Gay Harden, and his various children. Ackerman and Whitford are at their best when in comedies (see Children's Hospital for the former, and pretty much anything post West Wing, including West Wing for the latter), and the series looks to fit right in with the tone of current hits The Middle and Suburgatory.



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Ichabod Crane wakes up from the throes of death 250 years in the future to find the world on the brink of destruction and learn he is humanity’s only hope. From co-creators/executive producers Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci (the “Star Trek” and “Transformers” franchises, “Fringe”) comes the adventure thriller SLEEPY HOLLOW. In this modern-day retelling of Washington Irving’s classic, ICHABOD CRANE (Tom Mison, “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen”) is resurrected and pulled two and a half centuries through time to find that the world is on the brink of destruction and that he is humanity’s last hope, forcing him to team up with a contemporary police officer (Nicole Beharie, “Shame,” “American Violet”) to unravel a mystery that dates back to the founding fathers.
I know some people were surprised that Fringe lasted five years, but I loved the hell out of that show. This one, on the other hand, looks like an early contender for quickest cancellation. Still, I will always give props to FOX for giving stuff like this a chance, even if they do cancel it. You don't see NBC wasting money on... sorry, what?



When NBC first announced their "updated take" on Dracula, all that came to mind was the subplot in Studio 60, where Amanda Peet commissions a Dracula mini-series to film in Europe, then the union steals all the sets and props and she nearly gets fired.

I hope someone gets fired over this. It looks worse then stupid, but then again I only have bad things to say about Grimm, and it's been renewed for three seasons. And despite a cast that includes Merlin's Morgana, Game of Thrones' Xaro Xhoan Daxos, and Henry the VIII, the whole Dracula pretending to be American, and the secret vampire conspiracy in London, and the terrible special effects really makes this look off putting. Here, I was hoping for an honest, serious attempt to make an adaptation that had messages and themes and worth. Instead, it's a G-rated period True Blood. Way to go NBC. Dracula will air Fridays at 8, so at least no one will be watching it.



Finally, we get the one series I'm most looking forward to that isn't written by a Whedon. From J.J. Abrams and the guy who ran Fringe during its last few seasons, J.H. Wyman, Almost Human stars genre star Karl Urban (seriously: Dredd, Riddick, Star Trek, RED, etc.) and Michael Ealy as cops. Ealy is a human-like robot, and Urban is a human with cybernetics. The departure of Fringe has left a serious hole in the science fiction television landscape, and this series has the best potential to fill it (the trend right now is fantasy, thanks to Game of Thrones, and SHIELD doesn't count). It looks and feels so much like Fringe, I'm already wondering if it isn't set within the same universe. Almost Human will air Mondays at 8 pm, which at least isn't Friday.

Movies Travel Through Space And Time

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Late last week, we got our first look at Alfonso Cuarón's new sci-fi survival film, Gravity, starring Sandra Bullock and George Clooney. To say it looks amazing, based on this brief first look, is underselling it to an astounding degree. The film looks meticulous, heavy on the realism, and gorgeous. And I don't know why, but I'm more ready to buy Bullock and Clooney as astronauts then I would have been Angelina Jolie and Robert Downey Jr. I'll be going into this film with high expectations and a close eye on the science. It's early days, but I'd say that Gravity will be Europa's only competition for the hard science fiction award this year.

After the jump, Richard Curtis quantum leaps.



Richard Curtis, he of Four Weddings And A Funeral and Black Adder fame, is not exactly the first name that pops to mind when it comes to science fiction. Even his episode of Doctor Who was a grounded, emotional character piece rather then an genre soaked adventure. But I'm a whore for time travel fiction, and Curtis has earned our trust. Happily, despite a heavy amount of rom-com overtones, About Time looks like quite a lot of fun. Helps to have Bill Nighy in the cast, but that can be said of anything. What it does appear to be, and I'm sure having Rachel McAdams in the cast isn't going to help this comparison, is a very British version of The Time Traveller's Wife.

I'm on the record with being very OK with that. Bias alert, but I feel that everything should be the very British version of itself.

Umm... nO.

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Later tonight I'll be seeing Star Trek Into Darkness at one of those IMAX fan sneak peaks, and am really rather excited about that. The review will be up Friday morning, in a rare "it's almost like I'm doing this professionally" before-the-weekend review.

But last night I'm looking at the posters, seen above, and I noticed something. Something that I can't immediately not notice straight away now, and it's bothering me. Maybe I'm being a stickler, or maybe my brain wanted to punish me for some unknown slight against it, but now it's all I can see.

Can you see the problem? You will after the jump.

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Why are none of the N's capitalised? I'm looking at darkness, thinking, "uhh, that's odd." Then I notice it in into. And again in in and and. So I glance over to the 2009 poster, and sure enough, there it is, all lowercase, in the begins. Is it just a quirk of the font, or is it a personal statement that J.J. Abrams is making against the letter N. What did N ever do to you, J.J.? Was Seasame Street brought to you by the number 5, but then left you cold and alone by yourself at the racetrack when it told you it would be bringing you N? Did N make inappropriate advances towards your sister at a wedding? Did N touch you once?

WHY IS EVERY LETTER In THESE POSTERS CAPITALISED EXCEPT THE n'S?

So, tonight I will (hopefully) be enjoying STAR TREK InTO DARKnESS. And I can't unsee this insignificant crap. Yay me.
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