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[Review] - We're The Millers
Courtesy of New Line CinemaAbout the best thing you can say about We're The Millers is that it boldly asks the question, "would Nick Offerman look just as awesome with a horseshoe moustache as he does...
View ArticleAll I Did This Summer Was Explore All The Different Foods Covered In Powdered...
Last Thursday, John Oliver officially stepped down as interim host of the Daily Show, in anticipation of the show's two week break and Jon Stewart's return to the host's seat in September. And Oliver...
View ArticleFor Some People, This Is Pornography
Professional stunt women Jessie Graff and Tree O'Tool, who I'm hoping chose that as a screen name, and didn't have incredibly hippy parents, have done something remarkable: made Family Guy relevant...
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[Review] - Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 10, "Buried"
Courtesy of AMCWell, at least now we know how much money Walter had in that storage locker: enough to support a very large black man's DuckTales fantasies. Unfortunately, Walter has apparently never...
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Elmore Leonard Has Died
Prolific western and crime writer Elmore Leonard has died at the age of 87, due to complications from a stroke. The author, occasionally called the "Dickens of Detroit" (a label the man himself had...
View ArticleWhen They Come For You, All You'll Know Is Bushy Tails, Then Darkness
True fact1: squirrels are the fears of young children made flesh and fur. Every time a child screams in terror, a squirrel is belched from the knot hole of a twisted pine or oak tree, but never poplar....
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Technical Difficulties... Please Stand By
Some readers may notice the site is not working quite properly today. I don't know why this is. I use Blogger as a platform, and it's probably their fault. New posts will go up as usual, and should be...
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[Review] - The Newsroom, Season 2 Episode 6, "One Step Too Many"
Courtesy of HBO. If it had been Will instead of that Dantana guy back there, this could be a DVD cover. The gang is almost entirely all here.Being the episode to follow the best episode of the season...
View ArticleAt What Point Did Brad Pitt Start Looking Permanently Greasy?
I'm going to do something a little unusual here, and compare Ridley Scott to Tim Burton. Not a comparison many would make. But both are well regarded directors who have unique perspectives and visions...
View ArticleI Want So Badly To Make A "Squeal Like A Pig" Joke Here
Does a person need a reason to post a video of Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog having a dueling banjo match? I don't think so. And if you do need a reason for that, well that's not a world I want to...
View ArticleI'm Blinded By Science
Here's something I don't understand: we're living in an age when eighties nostalgia is at it's maximum (with the return of Boy Meets World, it might actually be on the wane). When toys and series and...
View ArticleGotham's Going To Burn
We're just over two months away from the release of Batman: Arkham Origins, and I'm anxious to see if WB Games Montreal's prequel will live up to the Rockstar Games. The steady release of footage,...
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Community Attempts To Court The Favour Of Spurned Viewers
I'm going to admit something here: I've given up on Community. I think. As much as I hope Dan Harmon's return means good things for the (presumably) final season of the show, Donald Glover's departure...
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[Opinion] - You Are About To Experience A Dropped Call
I have recently returned from holiday. It rained everyday. Which wasn't too disappointing; rain is actually my preferred weather system. I'd rather be damp then nipple-blisteringly hot or frozen more...
View ArticleYeah Boy!
You have one task this weekend: see The World's End. That's it. That's all you have to do. Forget about looking after the neighbour's dog, don't worry about that smelling coming from the kitchen pipes...
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Daredevil Is Batman
Specifically, July 17th 2015Now, I know that headline is a little unfair, and a comparison that everyone will be making, but it is technically true. In the same way that, three years ago the headline...
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[Review] - The World's End
Courtesy of Relativity MediaI don't just like movies, movies are important to me. I feel things about them, which is something i can't say about other elements of life, like people, or things. And...
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Don't Get Excited, We've Still Got Eight Months To Wait
The final of George R.R. Martin's teased three major castings has been completed for season 4 of Game of Thrones. First it was Pedro Pascal as the Red Viper (and Indira Varma as his lover, Ellaria)....
View ArticleJustified Season 5 Might Eat Crowe
Justified, despite being one of the three best shows on TV (and one of the five best shows on TV and the internet) right now, gets very little in the way of tease or build up before each new season. So...
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[Review] - Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 11, "Confessions"
Courtesy of AMCRight off the top, in a short scene like something out of an Elmore Leonard novel, we get acquainted with the Nazi skin heads that took over the former Heisenberg empire at the close of...
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